He’s not dead.
The bastard isn’t dead. He’s bloody alive and back and if I didn’t love him so much I’d throttle the idiot.
Just, uh, thought you should all know.
I'm surprised that it took you this long to figure out that he wasn't dead.
Anonymous
Because of course I was supposed to think my husband was lying to me.
Obviously.
Trick or treat! I'd so love a treat, but you should be especially good at tricks after the one Sherlock pulled on you.
Anonymous
Quite.
You know what? I’m just happy he’s back.
He may have been a thick headed idiot for lying to me but he’s back and that’s the important bit I think.
The bastard isn’t dead. He’s bloody alive and back and if I didn’t love him so much I’d throttle the idiot.
Just, uh, thought you should all know.
What is your favorite sexual position?
Anonymous
I’m going to regret answering these I know it.
Pressed forward against the wall with him behind me.
They say the higher you hold yourself, the harder you fall.
Anonymous
You know what?
I’m fucking tired of all these jokes about Sherlock’s death.
I’m just… tired of it.
Yes, Sherlock had a tendency to think highly of himself. That does not excuse the fact that he was my husband and he is gone.
Just stop.
So, who topped?
Anonymous
We both did.
*laughs gently* John, I /raised/ him. I saw more of his life than you did--it's only fair you saw him more before-- well. So don't apologize. Please. Also, changing the topic for a moment: How many drinks did you have? ~Mummy
I think I stopped counting after number 5… or 6.
Working on another.
It wasn't your fault, John, it was an accident. No need to apologize. ~Mummy
I know. I’m just sorry that I got to see him so much more than you did before he was gone. I monopolized him.
Love lies lost and broken on the shore. Or maybe love just lies.
Anonymous
I’m much to durnk for this.
I don’t…
Sher wouldn’t lie.
You do not like yellow. We must make you red. -The Toclafane
Anonymous
Good luck with that, kids.